I look for signs

ELVIS

I like to talk to Elvis.

He says, “Hey, Pretty Mama,” and I walk on over.

He knows I look for signs, and he is so kind to tell me everything I need to know for my current situation. He even includes my lucky numbers, though I’ve never tried playing them in the lottery or using them to bet on a horse.

I bet you’re probably thinking, “Hey, Elvis has gone on. How can it be that he talks to YOU?”

THIS Elvis, just one of the many forms of Elvi that can be found on Lower Broadway in Nashville, is a robotic half man that sits in a glass box.

He calls out to tourists, who, in turn, give him exactly what he’s looking for–a crisp dollar bill.

He kindly gives them a fortune, printed on yellow paper with the consistency of cardstock that has been run through the wash and then dried.

Anyhoo, Elvis knows all and tells all to those who look for signs.

I have never been to a living, breathing fortune teller, at least not one acting in the capacity of fortune teller. I don’t consult the Farmer’s Almanac. I’m not into tarot, and I can’t read tea leaves–though I do enjoy a lovely cup of tea.

The spirit world is a very dangerous place for those of us who have been forbidden to peek behind the veil.

I also don’t advise asking God a question and then flipping open the Bible to find the answer. I don’t think we can command God to do anything, but we can pray.

God  chooses to do for us in a way he sees fit. That’s why believers walk in faith. A person has to be of great courage to walk in faith because only a strong person can release total control.

I’m working on it.

But I do enjoy looking for signs or at least being ready for them should they appear.

I like seeing a shooting star and then making a wish. That’s the whimsical part of me.

I like analyzing dreams. Sometimes mine have come true! Sometimes I have dreamed things about other people’s lives. I don’t intentionally try to do that. It just happens. I guess God chooses to reveal what he needs me to know. I don’t always understand, but maybe someday I will.

Sometimes what I dream is simply Teresa trying to talk to Teresa in a way she can understand. (Sorry about the third person, but that’s the only way I can think to say it.) I take in the info. My brain swirls it around, and then it sends it back to me in a dream. As I analyze it, I figure out what I’m hiding from myself.

Last night I had a nightmare about a hospital going up in flames. I certainly hope that one doesn’t come true.

A week ago I dreamed that students were now in charge of teachers’ health care. Instead of going to the doctor, we teachers had to go to the school guidance office. A student would be chosen to diagnose and treat our illnesses. Wait a minute! That sounds an awful lot like what’s happening in education today. Students DO determine our well being. If they don’t pass the tests, we fail.

Again, I digress. Let’s get back to Elvis.

I like looking for meaning in unexpected places and things. I like poetry. I like song lyrics. I like books that are allegorical.

But mostly, I like Elvis.

I have a very small purse. It’s filled with ID cards and discount cards, not much cash, and a whole lot of yellow cards from Elvis. I don’t know why I keep them. I mean, Elvis’s words of wisdom only count for the moment. I don’t think I can pull one from random and apply the advice to today if Elvis gave me the card two years ago. Can I?

Can I recycle a fortune? Let’s see if it works. Here we go: Random Elvis card, drawn from my wallet.

Elvis says, ” Unexpected wealth will arrive. Remember he is richest, who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature. Although you may look for riches, realize that wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants. When riches come, do not forget that man’s true wealth is the good he does in the world. So, when opportunity knocks, grab it. It is easy at any moment to resign the great fortune, to acquire it is difficult and arduous.”

Does this mean that I’m about to get a whole lot of nothing?

What does that mean?

I’ll take a whole lot of nothing, if something refers to trouble, drama, and stress. I’ll take not having many wants. I’ll take being content, happy, and satisfied.

Maybe it means I should grab every opportunity to build my fortune by doing what good I can do.

Then again, this is a “recycled” fortune. Perhaps I should look back and count my blessings, and a person can’t do too much good, now or later.

Maybe, I should head to Nashville and take a trip to the Legends corner. Elvis is waiting for me in a glass box.

He’ll say, “Hey, pretty mama,” and I’ll say, “Oh, you ain’t nothing but a hound dog. I bet you say that to all the girls.”

I’ll slip him a crisp dollar bill, and he’ll give me more words to fill my wallet.

 

 

 

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8 thoughts on “I look for signs

  1. GIMME A DOLLAR!! 😀 Elvis and I have more than a few things in common.. I told fortunes for a while when I lived in California. I got scared and quit when I started getting bad vibes about it all — spirit stuff scares me. I do still have my crystal ball and Tarot cards though. Said with a heavy Irish brawl, “The crystal ball on the mantle isn’t just for looks me friend”.

    We only use a small fraction of our brains – some use even less! – and I think the “sixth sense” lies in that unused area. Those who seem to know things are simply more in tune. Of course there are also those who try to contact spirits and such. That, I think, is evil. Ya kinda can’t help it if your brain is overactive, but ya can help congering (sp?) up dead folks and such!

    I look for signs too, but usually they find me… kinda like serendipity. 😀

    • EXACTLY! Signs find me too. Exactly like serendipity. I have been too close to the dark side. I know the evil that lurks. I don’t play with the spirit world. It’s dangerous. And I do get vibes, good and bad. I think a “sixth sense” runs in my family. I can’t help what my relatives have told me. They say it’s true. By the way, I owe you a few stories. I never got to the really weird part in the one I was telling you. Remind me where I left off. So you have a crystal ball…I’ve ALWAYS wanted to see a real one. I think I have a gyspy soul. I don’t know how. I just do. Hmmm.

  2. I actually have 2 crystal balls. One is about the size of an apple, and the other about the size of a golf ball. Lots of stuff i just know without trying to know. I can predict babies with about a 98% accuracy. When I see stuff, it is in picture form (in my head, like actually looking at a photograph). I’ll see a child a few months/years old, and viola, that’s the gender of the unborn child. Lots of pictures of other stuff too.. I think I have a Native American soul. Could be why I love Old Stone Fort so much.
    Stories!! 😀 you got as far as pink liquid and two victims.

  3. One time Daniel got a fortune cookie that just read “Made in the USA.” We thought that was funny… must have been the end of fortune paper roll.

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